The Deku Tree is a Fraud and a Charlatan!

[This is a semi-humorous, semi-serious follow up to these posts here and here.]

Anyone who has played the Nintendo 64 classic The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time knows that the first dungeon you must complete is going inside the Deku Tree. Below are screen shots of the actual dialogue between the Deku Tree and your character (including your character's fairy Navi) when you first meet the Deku Tree.





Somebody should alert Richard Dawkins! How could Shigeru Miyamoto in good conscience let such a blatant piece of charlatanry be released? 

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